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Sumo is the Starfleet Commander of The Mystical American Patriots Society. He has been engaged in battle against the forces of darkness for roughly two decades and is a veteran of many wars you’ve never heard of. Armed primarily with a ukulele, he leads The Mystical American Patriots against the forces of Satan to drive the demonic from our lands.

Smokestack was clone number 735, series Delta. He was created from raw genetic material to assist sumo in logistical operations of the war. Unfortunately, the cloning process is still a developing technology and despite living in a hermetically sealed tube he succumbed to bacterial infection and had to be incinerated in fire. A simulacrum of his consciousness persists as an A.I. named Ghoststack, taking part in the day-to-day communications of the organization.

Kavi is clone number 736, series Delta. Created as a replacement for 735, he exhibits many improvements upon the previous model, including both a better gray-to-white matter ratio and a more robust carriage. The administrative head of the organization, Kavi handles complex network communications from a hidden base in the frozen north.